REASONS WHY I SHOULD BLOW UP KELVIN AND WHY ITS VALID

finger

you see... he is THE FINGERER and THE FINGERING of SOUTH CAROLINA

i even have proof

JUST YOU SEE

• he is a potato
• he speaj franch
• finger

IT DOESNT EVEN END THERE

HE SHOVED A CAROLINA REAPER UP MY ARSE

DONT YOU FEEL ME

guys cmon

IM NOT WRONG ARENT I???

ARENT I?//1/1/?!?!/1//2

damn it royal